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diff --git a/apt-private/private-moo.cc b/apt-private/private-moo.cc new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2a9ed93 --- /dev/null +++ b/apt-private/private-moo.cc @@ -0,0 +1,200 @@ +// -*- mode: cpp; mode: fold -*- +// Description /*{{{*/ +/* ###################################################################### + + Here be cows – but: Never ask, never tell + + ##################################################################### */ + /*}}}*/ +// Include Files /*{{{*/ +#include <config.h> + +#include <apt-pkg/cmndline.h> +#include <apt-pkg/configuration.h> +#include <apt-pkg/strutl.h> + +#include <apt-private/private-moo.h> +#include <apt-private/private-output.h> +#include <apt-private/private-utils.h> + +#include <cstddef> +#include <cstring> +#include <ctime> +#include <iostream> +#include <sstream> +#include <string> + +#include <apti18n.h> + /*}}}*/ + +static std::string getMooLine(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ +{ + struct tm special; + localtime_r(&timenow, &special); + enum { NORMAL, PACKAGEMANAGER, APPRECIATION, AGITATION, AIRBORN } line; + if (special.tm_mon == 11 && special.tm_mday == 25) + line = PACKAGEMANAGER; + else if (special.tm_mon == 7 && special.tm_mday == 16) + line = APPRECIATION; + else if (special.tm_mon == 10 && special.tm_mday == 7) + line = AGITATION; + else if (special.tm_mon == 1 && special.tm_mday == 18) + line = AIRBORN; + else + line = NORMAL; + + bool const quiet = _config->FindI("quiet") >= 2; + std::ostringstream out; + if (quiet == false) + out << "...\""; + + switch(line) + { + case PACKAGEMANAGER: out << "Happy package management day!"; break; + case APPRECIATION: out << "Three moos for Debian!"; break; + case AGITATION: out << "Whoever needs milk, bows to the animal."; break; + case AIRBORN: out << "It's a Bird ... It's a Plane ... It's Super Cow!"; break; + default: out << "Have you mooed today?"; break; + } + + if (quiet == true) + out << std::endl; + else + out << "\"..." << std::endl; + + return out.str(); +} + /*}}}*/ +static bool printMooLine(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ +{ + std::cerr << getMooLine(timenow); + return true; +} + /*}}}*/ +static bool DoMoo1(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ +{ + // our trustworthy super cow since 2001 + if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2) + return printMooLine(timenow); + std::string const moo = getMooLine(timenow); + size_t const depth = moo.length()/4; + c1out << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (__) \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (oo) \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " /------\\/ \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " / | || \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\\---/\\ \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ~~ ~~ \n" << + moo; + return true; +} + /*}}}*/ +static bool DoMoo2(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ +{ + // by Fernando Ribeiro in lp:56125 + if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2) + return printMooLine(timenow); + std::string const moo = getMooLine(timenow); + size_t const depth = moo.length()/4; + if (_config->FindB("APT::Moo::Color", false) == false) + c1out << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (__) \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " _______~(..)~ \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ,----\\(oo) \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " /|____|,' \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " * /\"\\ /\\ \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " ~ ~ ~ ~ \n" << + moo; + else + { + c1out << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[1;97m(\033[0;33m__\033[1;97m)\033[0m\n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[31m_______\033[33m~(\033[1;34m..\033[0;33m)~\033[0m\n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[33m,----\033[31m\\\033[33m(\033[1;4;35moo\033[0;33m)\033[0m\n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[33m/|____|,'\033[0m\n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \033[1;5;97m*\033[0;33m /\\ /\\\033[0m\n" << + "\033[32m"; + for (size_t i = moo.length()/2; i > 1; --i) + c1out << "wW"; + + c1out << "w\033[0m\n" << moo; + } + + return true; +} + /*}}}*/ +static bool DoMoo3(time_t const timenow) /*{{{*/ +{ + // by Robert Millan in deb:134156 + if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2) + return printMooLine(timenow); + std::string const moo = getMooLine(timenow); + size_t const depth = moo.length()/16; + c1out << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \\_/ \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " m00h (__) -(_)- \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " \\ ~Oo~___ / \\\n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, " ") << " (..) |\\ \n" << + OutputInDepth(depth, "_") << "_________|_|_|__________" << + OutputInDepth((moo.length() - (depth + 27)), "_") << "\n" << moo; + return true; +} + /*}}}*/ +static bool DoMooApril() /*{{{*/ +{ + // by Christopher Allan Webber and proposed by Paul Tagliamonte + // in a "Community outreach": https://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2013/04/msg00045.html + if (_config->FindI("quiet") >= 2) + { + std::cerr << "Have you smashed some milk today?" << std::endl; + return true; + } + c1out << + " _ _\n" + " (_\\___( \\,\n" + " )___ _ Have you smashed some milk today?\n" + " /( (_)-(_) /\n" + " ,---------' \\_\n" + " //( ',__,' \\ (' ')\n" + " // ) '----'\n" + " '' ; \\ .--. ,/\n" + " | )',_,'----( ;\n" + " ||| ''' '||\n"; + return true; +} + /*}}}*/ +bool DoMoo(CommandLine &CmdL) /*{{{*/ +{ + time_t const timenow = GetSecondsSinceEpoch(); + + struct tm april; + localtime_r(&timenow, &april); + if (april.tm_mday == 1 && april.tm_mon == 3) + return DoMooApril(); + + signed short SuperCow = 1; + if (CmdL.FileSize() != 0) + for (const char **Moo = CmdL.FileList + 1; *Moo != 0; Moo++) + if (strcasecmp(*Moo, "moo") == 0) + SuperCow++; + + // time is random enough for our purpose + if (SuperCow > 3) + { + if (april.tm_sec == 1) + SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 4); + else + SuperCow = 1 + (timenow % 3); + } + + switch(SuperCow) { + case 1: return DoMoo1(timenow); + case 2: return DoMoo2(timenow); + case 3: return DoMoo3(timenow); + case 4: return DoMooApril(); + default: return DoMoo1(timenow); + } + + return true; +} + /*}}}*/ |