<!DOCTYPE HTML> <!-- Our body is 2000px wide, but the effective container size for font inflation will be clamped to the viewport width of 1000px (this test uses a custom value for browser.viewport.desktopWidth). The minimum font size at 20em per line in an 1000px container is 50px. This means we map 0px-75px into 50px-75px, so 12px gets mapped to 54px. --> <html> <head> <style> body { width: 2000px; line-height: 1.1; font-size: 54px; overflow: hidden; -moz-text-size-adjust: none; } </style> </head> <body> PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.<br> BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR,<br> Per G.G., Chief of Ordnance. </body> </html>