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    PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
    persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished;
    persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.<br>
    BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR,<br>
    Per G.G., Chief of Ordnance.
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