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+/*
+ * SPDX-License-Identifier: ISC
+ *
+ * Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@sudo.ws>
+ *
+ * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
+ * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
+ * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
+ *
+ * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
+ * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
+ * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
+ * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
+ * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
+ * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
+ * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
+ */
+
+#ifndef SUDOERS_INS_2001_H
+#define SUDOERS_INS_2001_H
+
+ /*
+ * HAL insults (paraphrased) from 2001.
+ */
+
+ "Just what do you think you're doing Dave?",
+ "It can only be attributed to human error.",
+ "That's something I cannot allow to happen.",
+ "My mind is going. I can feel it.",
+ "Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly.",
+ "Take a stress pill and think things over.",
+ "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.",
+ "I feel much better now.",
+
+#endif /* SUDOERS_INS_2001_H */