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diff --git a/plugins/sudoers/ins_goons.h b/plugins/sudoers/ins_goons.h new file mode 100644 index 0000000..34df45b --- /dev/null +++ b/plugins/sudoers/ins_goons.h @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +/* + * SPDX-License-Identifier: ISC + * + * Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@sudo.ws> + * + * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any + * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above + * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies. + * + * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES + * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF + * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR + * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES + * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN + * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF + * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE. + */ + +#ifndef SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H +#define SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H + + /* + * Insults from the "Goon Show." + */ + + "You silly, twisted boy you.", + "He has fallen in the water!", + "We'll all be murdered in our beds!", + "You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu", + "I don't wish to know that.", + "What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?", + "You can't get the wood, you know.", + "You'll starve!", + "... and it used to be so popular...", + "Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage", + "Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!", + "Have a gorilla...", + "There must be cure for it!", + "There's a lot of it about, you know.", + "You do that again and see what happens...", + "Ying Tong Iddle I Po", + "Harm can come to a young lad like that!", + "And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.", + "Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.", + "You gotta go owwwww!", + "I have been called worse.", + "It's only your word against mine.", + "I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home", + +#endif /* SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H */ |