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+/*
+ * SPDX-License-Identifier: ISC
+ *
+ * Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@sudo.ws>
+ *
+ * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
+ * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
+ * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
+ *
+ * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
+ * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
+ * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
+ * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
+ * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
+ * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
+ * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
+ */
+
+#ifndef SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H
+#define SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H
+
+    /*
+     * Insults from the "Goon Show."
+     */
+
+    "You silly, twisted boy you.",
+    "He has fallen in the water!",
+    "We'll all be murdered in our beds!",
+    "You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu",
+    "I don't wish to know that.",
+    "What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?",
+    "You can't get the wood, you know.",
+    "You'll starve!",
+    "... and it used to be so popular...",
+    "Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage",
+    "Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!",
+    "Have a gorilla...",
+    "There must be cure for it!",
+    "There's a lot of it about, you know.",
+    "You do that again and see what happens...",
+    "Ying Tong Iddle I Po",
+    "Harm can come to a young lad like that!",
+    "And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.",
+    "Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.",
+    "You gotta go owwwww!",
+    "I have been called worse.",
+    "It's only your word against mine.",
+    "I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home",
+
+#endif /* SUDOERS_INS_GOONS_H */