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/*
 * SPDX-License-Identifier: ISC
 *
 * Copyright (c) 2018 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@sudo.ws>
 *
 * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any
 * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above
 * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies.
 *
 * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES
 * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
 * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR
 * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES
 * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN
 * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF
 * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE.
 */

#ifndef SUDOERS_INS_PYTHON_H
#define SUDOERS_INS_PYTHON_H

    /*
     * Insults from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and family.
     */

    "That is no basis for supreme executive power!",
    "You empty-headed animal food trough wiper!",
    "I fart in your general direction!",
    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!",
    "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring!",
    "I wave my private parts at your aunties!",
    "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!",
    "I wish to make a complaint.",
    "When you're walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!",
    "This man, he doesn't know when he's beaten! He doesn't know when he's winning, either. He has no... sort of... sensory apparatus...",
    "There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.",
    "I'm very sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.",

#endif /* SUDOERS_INS_PYTHON_H */