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+use Irssi;
+use Irssi::Irc;
+use strict;
+use warnings;
+use vars qw($VERSION %IRSSI);
+$VERSION="0.0.1";
+%IRSSI = (
+	authors	=> 'Christian \'mordeth\' Weber',
+	contact	=> 'mordeth\@mac.com',
+	name	=> 'alame',
+	description	=> 'Converts towards lame speech',
+	license	=> 'GPL v2',
+	url	=> 'http://',
+);
+
+
+# USAGE:
+# /alame <text>
+# writes "text" in lamespeech to the current channel
+
+sub cmd_lamer {
+  my ($data, $server, $witem) = @_;
+  if (!$server || !$server->{connected}) {
+    Irssi::print("Not connected to server");
+    return;
+  }
+  if ($data) {
+    my $x; $_=$data; s/./$x=rand(6); $x>3?lc($&):uc($&)/eg; s/a/4/gi; s/c/(/gi;
+    s/d/|)/gi; s/e/3/gi; s/f/|=/gi; s/h/|-|/gi; s/i/1/gi; s/k/|</gi;
+    s/l/|_/gi; s!m!/\\/\\!gi; s!n!/\\/!gi; s/o/0/gi; s/s/Z/gi; s/t/7/gi;
+    s/u/|_|/gi; s!v!\\/!gi; s!w!\\/\\/!gi; #s/w/\/\//gi;
+    $witem->command("/SAY $_");
+  }
+}
+
+Irssi::command_bind('alamer', 'cmd_lamer');